What was the Monroe doctrine? Why was it of such importance to the United States?

The Monroe doctrine was put into play because of Marilyn Monroe.. Hence the name

Explanation:

  K so Marilyn Monroe is as we all know a Magical Fairy who grants wishes to all those who believe in her.

So one night a little boy named Timothy said "Marilyn isn't real!!!" which automatically summoned the great Marilyn to make him believe.

Anyway so thn lil Timmy boy ova here decided to go tell his entire FREAKIN class about how marilyn want a real fairy, but that she was actually a famous 1950s model/actress.

And all of timmy's friends were like

"WOW"

So of course now the great Fairy Marilyn had to show up to all this kids in timmys class that night to make them all believe.. which was way to much work for the MAGICAL FAIRY!!!

Well this is where the Monroe Doctrine came in.

So the great fairy Marilyn proposed a decree that all kids who didn't believe in her would be teleported to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory to decide their own fate within the factory.

And that kids is why the monroe doctrine is in place. Because the MAGICAL FAIRY MARILYN couldn't get to all the kids and make them believe in her.. so she FRICKIN TELEPORTED THEM TO WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY

Sources:

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b: socialism  

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