Q: Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C.

Q: Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
A: Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!

Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She'll let it go.

Q: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"
A: Because every play has a cast

Q: Why cant your nose be 12 inchs long
A: because the it will be a foot

Knock knock
Whos there
Scold
Scold who
Scold outside let me in

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they arrgh!

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree

Q: what kind of key cant open doors?
A: A tur-key

Q: what do you call bears with no ears?
A: B

Q: what did the ocean say to the pirate
A: Nothing it just waved

Knock knock
whos there
I. O.
I. O. who
Me when you paying me back

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