If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
if pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?
why does the easter bunny carry eggs? rabbits don't lay eggs.
do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
why are they called 'jolly ranchers'? who said that the ranchers were jolly?
why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

Ash: are we going to the dance? kate: yes, why wouldn’t we be? ash: because jessie told me you wanted to go with him. kate: yeah, because jessie is my best friend! ash: okay well i’m you’re boyfriend kate: well we can all go together! ash: okay i guess. kate: what are you going to ware? ash: just a black suit you? kate: a purple dress. ash: oh cool, i have to go i’ll talk to you later. kate: okay katie: why did you tell ash we were going to the dance? jessie: because he does not deserve you! i do! katie: we have been best friends for years what are you talking about? jessie: exactly! we have been friends forever! i love you more than he ever will! katie: that’s crazy this needs to stop! jessie: i won’t stop until you go to the dance with me and not ash! can you translate this into asl? you so much!