Anyone who knows asl, what does this say?

What two unlike elements are being compared in this simile? the cyclops and the mast of a ship the cyclops' belly and his sheep manflesh and gulps of whey a mast and a flock of sheep

La historia de colombia es una influencia muy importante en las obras (works) de gabriel garcía márquez.

Is this inappropriate language,”good evening, everyone. for coming out to sit on hard, uncomfortable stadium concrete on an unseasonably warm evening and wearing clothes and shoes you can’t wait to get home to get get ou of.” if so, how can i write it in formal?