Can someone please translate this!
please don't do if you don't know!

Explanation: a cow arrives in the city of Acapulco. Visit Mexico after many years. He goes to Mexico because he likes to eat. When he arrives in Acapulco, he just wants to eat. He is very hungry and therefore only wants to eat. He goes to Carlos and Charlie's restaurant to eat. The cow reads the menu but cannot understand it because it is written in French. The cow eats the menu because she is very hungry and then goes to a very expensive restaurant in New York. He sits down at a table in the corner. The cow reads the menu but cannot understand it. It is written in English. The cow is very hungry and goes to McDonalds in Vacaville, California. At McDonald's the menu is written in cow, The cow is very happy and eats a lot

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i need characters so im'a right things

is it enough now?

and now? and now?

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