Tell me your best joke (worth a lot of points)

Okay... Here goes nothing...

Explanation:

Kid- Dad? whats an alcoholic?

Dad- Well, son... see those 4 cars over there? An alcoholic would see 8.

Kid- But dad... there are only 2.

XD Sorry if it sucks

Have a nice day <3 Ty for the points

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achieved status a social position (status) obtained through an individual's own talents and efforts.

affirmative action the requirement that employers make special efforts to recruits hire and promote qualified members of previously excluded groups including women and minorities.

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amalgamation the biological as well as cultural assimilation (merging) of racial or ethnic groups.

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anomie theory the theory suggesting that deviance and crime occur when there is an acute gap between cultural norms and goals and the socially structured opportunities for individuals to achieve those goals.

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