6 STUP1D QUESTIONS FOR 100 POINTS 1. Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

2. Why do they call it 'head over heels in love if our head is always over our heels?

3. Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the carpool lane?

4. Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words ?

5. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

6. How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

Acaterer knows he will need 60, 50, 80, 40 and 50 dinner napkins on five successive evenings. he can purchase new napkins initially at 25 cents each, after which he can have dirty napkins laundered by a fast one-day laundry service (i. e., dirty napkins given at the end of the day will be ready for use the following day) at 15 cents each, or by a slow two-day service at 8 cents each or both. the caterer wants to know how many napkins he should purchase initially and how many dirty napkins should be laundered by fast and slow service on each of the days in order to minimize his total costs. formulate the caterer’s problem as a linear program as follows (you must state any assumptions you make): a. define all variables clearly. how many are there? b. write out the constraints that must be satisfied, briefly explaining each. (do not simplify.) write out the objective function to be minimized. (do not simplify.)