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How do i get my dad to stop making me gargle his pickle i want my mom to gargle my pickle not my dads

Let f(x) = 3 − x . find the average rate of change of f(x) from x = a to x = a + h and simplify your answer so that no single factor of h is left in the denominator.

Look at the chart showing the results of a baseball player at bat. which is the probability of getting a hit?