I want to hear funny stories

I was walking down a street when I saw a racoon and I started running in the other direction and it started chasing me so I ran into my house and it waited for me to leave because I needed to go to the grocery store so I called my dad and he said he couldnt come so I had to go to sleep hungry and when I woke he finally left so I could eat.

Step-by-step explanation:

one time my sister was doing my hair In corn rows and she kept farting.. when I tell you they were raunchy... anyways 3 braids in half way done with it she was like I gtg s.h.i.t and I thought she already did. but she made me hold my braid bc it was only done halfway and she ran down stairs 30 seconds later she screams my name I run down stairs and she looks at me and says... "I just s.h.i.t my pants" she made me go get her clean pants and underwear, she put them on came up stairs and was telling me how she wanted to wear those pants tomorrow. she then proceeded to call my mom and step dad to tell them what she just did.. they continued to laugh at her... funny thing was, she was 17 :) anyways, that was kinda funny

y=3x+4

step-by-step explanation:

given the points a(0,4) and b(-4, -8)

eqn of line ab: (y-4)/(x-0)=(-8-4)/(-4-0)

(y-4)/x=-12/-4=3

y=3x+4