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Guys i need ! graded assignment grade 8 checkpoint 2, part 2 answer the questions below. when you are finished, submit this assignment to your teacher by the due date for full credit. total score: of 9 points (score for question 1: of 4 points) 1. the cost of renting a car for a day is $0.50 per mile plus a $15 flat fee. (a) write an equation to represent this relationship. let x be the number of miles driven and y be the total cost for the day. (b) what does the graph of this equation form on a coordinate plane? explain. (c) what is the slope and the y-intercept of the graph of the relationship? explain.

Tessa bought stock in a restaurant for $253.00. her stock is now worth $333.96. what is the percentage increase of the value of tessa's stock? a.) 81% b.) 32% c.) 24% d.) 76%

Out of 50 students surveyed, 16 have a dog. based on these results, predict how many of the 280 students in the school have a dog.