Original puns; shere them with your friends. The clock is always ticking me off.

Bill thought he was a clock. This was very alarming to his family.

Shredding cheese is a greater problem than any of your problems.

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The farmers were going to have a race, but sadly before they started the track-tore.

Whenever I start to sing someone says we better rap this up.

What god do the moles worship? the holy moly.

I hope these were funny!

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early greek culture has had an important impact on government and education. first of all, they established the democratic political systems and procedures we have today. consequently, we inherited trial by jury for example. considering education, greek philosphers, mathematicians set he intellectual basis of different areas of studies. in addition, the alphabet originated from the phoenician alphabet into the one we have today and the first library was built in egypt. moreover, greek culture has an impact in current art, architecture and sports disciplines.

according to my research (britannica and quizlet) the first settlements were along the huang river because it could give the crops more fertile soil that really it out. this was due to the yellow slit caused by floods of the river.

the correct answer is the last one accuustomed to millary involvement overseas hope this !

they became hereditary because there weren't many jobs for people in lower classes