Does the blood alcohol concentration depend on amount of food in the stomach

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

What should you sprinkle on cut fruits to slow the browning process? a. oil b. lemon juice or acids c. salt d. melted butter

Which food preservation method can people use at home? a. fermentation b. irradiation c. pasteurization d. thermal processing