Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly

Of the best da mn treat in the world

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder

And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant pe nis

Or a rocket ship to Venus

I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble

'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble

In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream

So I put butter on a Pop Tart

It was so freakin' good

Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?

If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Everybody come along with us!

Together:: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: It's so freakin' good

Quagmire: Yeah!

Together: Have you ever put butter on a...

Audience: Pop Tart!

Together: If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Pop Tart!

Peter: With butter?!