What would be the approximate weight gain of a person who consumes an excess of 500 kcalories daily for one month?

Which factor is least likely to influence one's choice of purchase? a friend's opinion the advice of a salesperson the price of an item the day of the purchase

Does the weight loss program have practical significance? a. no, the program is not practically significant because the results are likely to occur even if the weight loss program has no effect. b. yes, the program is practically significant because the results are too unlikely to occur by chance. c. yes, the program is practically significant because the amount of lost weight is large enough to be considered practically significant. d. no, the program is not practically significant because the amount of weight lost is trivial.

Um yea this might be weird to say up here but me and my girl got freaky and shoved a bottle up my but thole and now is stuck. so what do i do?