If we aren't supposed to eat late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

so that people like me with no eyes can find something inside the fridge at 3:00 am

haha good one

Explanation:

nope, but i have cleaned my brush in my cup of not as potentially harmful but nevertheless, very upsetting for scottish/british folks. especially if you've used the last teabag for it

explanation:

there could be something in that . . i am indeed an old scottish man!

there's a bit of bolshie-ness with it too though. i won't let go of the old ways . . tea and whisky . . whether the young whippersnappers like it or not!