For health i have to write an obituary for myself but it has to be funny. so if yall could give me some ideas on some funny or dumb ways to die

Slipped On A Banana Peel

Explanation:

Getting into a gunfight with an army general

Eating every single pill in the world

Putting a fork to a wall plug

Driving on the wrong lane going 200mph

Eat a exploding firework

how is this health related

this disease is :

* endemic (present in a defined area that is a village)

* a bacterial infection (treated with antibiotic)

* communicable by contact (by the hands)

manu-porterage is the most common mode of transmission, it transmits germs from one individual to another via the hands. this concerns infections of exogenous origin.

endemic disease, or endemic disease, refers to a disease that is constantly present in a given population, often tied to a specific geographic origin, as opposed to a pandemic that is not a sporadic disease.

antibiotics are molecules that have the property of killing (bactericidal) or limiting the spread (bacteriostatic) of bacteria.