How does one say "I like to make flags."

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Could someone who speaks french look over some text i wrote to see if it is correct? my meal: je vais manger les 4 morceaux de poulet mccroquettes et le biscuit de l'omrm aux morceaux de chocolat. je vais boire l'eau dasani. le repas contient 330 calories. my friends meal: mon amie va manger le wrap-éclair au poulet grillé avec sauce chipotle et le biscuit de l'omrm aux morceaux de chocolat. ils vont boire le jus d'orange minute maid. le repas contient 570 calories. i am ordering items from mcdonalds and stating how many calories are in each meal.

Translate this to french without google translate asap: everyone needs different things. to live, we need food, water, and shelter. we also need things like friends, family, and education. in my life, i want to be kind, have funny friends, and to be smart. all people want different things.