SOMEONE PLZ HELP!!! What will those city planners think up next? Now I hear they want to spend millions of our taxpayer dollars to restore the ancient streetcar tracks and run a line from downtown out to a few of the local neighborhoods, including mine here in the Northeast section. What would be the point of that? I ask you. The way I see it, downtown is mighty congested and doesn't need some quaint little trolley inching along in the middle of rush hour. The only people who'll ride such a thing are tourists, anyway, and no silly streetcar is going to attract more of those. The planners need to wise up and realize that we're not San Francisco—no big hills to shout about, no fancy restaurants. We're just a town like any other, and it's pointless to pretend otherwise. As it stands, there are those who ride the bus to work and those who drive. Putting in a streetcar system isn't going to convert anybody. It'll just be months of obnoxious construction and disruption of our lives so we can brag about a trolley system that should've stayed where it was—on the pages of the history books.

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on the editorial page of the city's newspaper.