Rob-lox is for little kids? Anybody who says that, and actually means it has dry humor, cause there's nothing wrong with having fun br-uh, it's safer than that grand theft auto they be playing.

the light at the intersection of gurley and montezuma will turn green exactly three seconds after the light at the intersection of gurley and marina.

i decided to stay late in the laboratory to continue my experiment with the lightbulb. at midnight, thomas edison opened the door and saw all the stuff he was working on. the lightbulb, film and the transmitter. as he walks in an idea hits him on how the lightbulb would work. he would have to change a few wires around to get it to light up. when he did change the wires around it worked so he decided to write a telegraph to his friend to tell him about his success.   as he was packing up he grabbed the telegraph and walked to his home. he told his wife about the success and the next morning mailed the telegraph.