NOW I am about to tell you the tale of Squiggly Wiggly Ziggly! So grab your Salmon popcorn and purple carrots and prepare to be amazed!! *Ahem*

One day I was on my camel named Tuckey when we discovered a nearby pond. I summersaulted off of Turkey's back to take a look when a dolphin crab pulled me in! His name was Gerald and he told me all about a great beast who planned to take over the pond! His name was Squiggly Wiggly Ziggly! Oh no! Not Squiggly Wiggly Ziggly! I know, very scary, but do not fear! Because this is the story of how I defeated him! Jumping onto Gerald's back he swam me past the donut jelly fish, across the cemetery of the dead skunk eels, and over the land of little lemon leperecons to Squiggly Wiggly Ziggly's hideout. I hopped of his back, took out my sword made of sausages, and let out my war cry! Then a small green bean broccoli fish swam out and told me he was Squiggly Wiggly ZIggly! He said he was going to dominate the pond with his horrible pickle farts, ... so I stepped on him and saved the day! Every one in the pond was so happy they threw a feast with the most delicious snail ice-cream and pickled sausage you could ever dream of! And that is how I saved the swamp of Squiggly Wiggly Ziggly!

The end.

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