English, 05.03.2021 22:10 amygutierrez34
English Creative Writing assignment
If science can leave a dog's head alive,
It's possible a cat-dog hybrid can survive
Grafted intestines make a hole in between,
So organisms and zebras share a single spleen
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CatDog... CatDog...
Scientifically accurate little CatDog
Full of antibiotics, sedated as well
CatDog's short life would be a nightmare hell
Ethically duty is against the law
CatDog would need a scientist like Mengele
CatDog... CatDog...
Why would anyone make a little CatDog?
PETA protests, so do all decent folk,
But CatDog gets on TV as a children's show
Fill it full of steroids and make it do tricks
CatDog has two heads, but only one di-ck
CatDog... CatDog...
Reverse human centipede with a cat and a dog
Fighting for position, CatDog bites the other half
Two days have gone forward, prob'ly killed the little cat
Rotting behind him, necrosis sets in
Finally, Dog dies next to his half-cat twin
CatDog... CatDog...
Scientifically accurately dead CatDog!
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English Creative Writing assignment
If science can leave a dog's head alive,
It's possible a...
It's possible a...
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