English, 02.03.2021 15:50 cindy978

I got good dark humor I found, that I like > Enjoy the points ◑﹏◐ A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.

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