Excerpt from No Cons, All Pros for Reality Shows Dontavious Tindell 1. Getting the Phone Call: When I finally got the phone call from the producers of the reality TV show 'The Coalest Kid in School' telling me I had been accepted as a part of the show's final cast, you'd think that my mom would've been happy about it-even proud. I'd shown more initiative in applying for the show than I'd ever shown in trying to improve my grade point average: I'd made an awesome audition tape, filled out a huge 15 page application (including four essays!), and done five different stressful interviews before a panel of producers in order to make the final cut The following is the script of a television commercial advertising for applicants to the upcoming reality show, The Coolest Kid in School Are you the Big Man (or Woman) on Campus? Are you the envy of everyone at your school? Were you the Prom King or Prom Queen? Think you have what it takes to be the most popular among the most popular? Then apply to be on this network's new reality show, "The Coolest Kid in School" Which would be the BEST concluding line of this script? A) Why don't you sign up for the TV show today? B) You'll never regret filling out an application! Now that you ve dominated your school try dominating ours! D) See if you can win the ultimate popularity contest by television voting!

source text: from the sketch here given it will be seen, that our good grandmothers differed considerably in their ideas of a fine figure, from their scantily dressed descendants of the present day. a fine lady, in those times, waddled under more clothes even on a fair summer's day, than would have clad the whole bevy of a modern ball room. nor were they the less admired by the gentlemen in consequence thereof. on the contrary, the greatness of a lover's passion seemed to increase in proportion to the magnitude of its object—and a voluminous damsel, arrayed in a dozen of petticoats, was declared by a low-dutch sonnetteer of the province, to be radiant as a sunflower, and luxuriant as a full blown cabbage. certain it is, that in those days, the heart of a lover could not contain more than one lady at a time; whereas the heart of a modern gallant has often room enough to accommodate half a dozen - - the reason of which i conclude to be, either that the hearts of the gentlemen have grown larger, or the persons of the ladies smaller — this however is a question for physiologists to determine. add punctuation to the following excerpt. writing under the name of diedrich knickerbocker washington irving aimed his potent satire at as diverse topics as political rivals such as thomas jefferson to the very ideal of looking back on the past affectionately: a fine lady, in those times, waddled under more clothes even on a fair summer's day, than would have clad the whole bevy of a modern ball room. a voluminous damsel, arrayed in a dozen of petticoats, was declared by a low-dutch sonnetteer of the province, to be radiant as a sunflower, and luxuriant as a full blown cabbage. in those days, the heart of a lover could not contain more than one lady at a time; whereas the heart of a modern gallant has often room enough to accommodate half a dozen

answer: c

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answer: he just dumps them all in his mouth

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