CREATE YOUR OWN PUN, I need 2 puns for English ASAP example; bark- means a part of a tree and a sound a dog makes. Pun- the dog is barking up the wrong tree?

Tissues can't tell jokes--

Because they have a dry sense of humor!

What did the ketchup say to the refrigerator when somebody opened the door?

"Hey close the door! I'm dressing!"

If i could rearrange the alphabet--

I would put U, and I together!

Um.. I think there's something wrong with my phone..

It doesn't have your number on it.

I wish I was cross-eyed--

So I can see you twice!

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning--

but I mist it! ... I guess I'll dew it tomorrow!

LOL CRINGE

the present continuous is a verb tense which is mainly used to indicates that an action is in progress at the moment of speaking.  

it is formed using: person + verb to be (am/is/are) +verb + - ing form  

example: i am studying at this moment .

in addition, the present continuous is also used in order to express things that will or will not happen in the near future.

example: i am having dinner with some friends tonight.

the speaker sometimes   uses it   to express that an action is repeated and it causes irritation on the part of the speaker

example: my sister is constantly complaining about everything.

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