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"the bane of the internet" is written in first-person subjective point of view, so the narrator a) tells the story as it is happening b)tells the story as it is happened in the past c)is a minor character who tells the story as it is happening d)none of the above

Read this passage from the online article “top 10 reasons why everyone is doing yoga” by kathryn livingston. what type of propaganda is the author using? why are so many people doing yoga these days? there must be more to it than endorphins; there has to be a deeper reason why 20 million plus americans have fallen in love with this venerable practice. here is my top ten list – and if you’re a yogi, i’m sure you can think of more.

Include your introduction paragraph from your introduction lesson. write three body paragraphs for your article. write a topic sentence for each body paragraph. clearly support your topic sentence with valid evidence from your research. use signal phrases with a direct quote in your article. use transition phrases to connect ideas, sentences, and paragraphs. use precise language to show your understanding of your topic. use correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling. write in the third person point of view. will award ! plzzz in need it now plz the topic is on everyday monsters and the only thing i need is a body paragraph on how komodo dragons are an everyday monster