I will give brainliest to whoever makes dumbest story ever. Story must be at least 300 words.

So a long... long long really - very long time agooo there was an blue ogre named Drek. Drek was a vewy handsome ogre!!!

Drek one day went to the store to buy some toothpaste and orange juice (He reayyy liked the taste of it...) at Fallmart. But when he was at the grocery store, he saw this really cute boi working at the cash register bagging the food who was like, 7 foot 3 and like, really handsome.

Drek realized it was love at first site :). BUT

The boy was a human!! And he was also holding hands with this reay pretty human girl (we'll call her bella), and they looked super happy together. But Drek was persistent!

Drek sashayed up to the cash register and put a hand on his waist.

To the boy he said this: "H, I'm Drek - you look cute, but who's that ragdoll who you're holding hands with?? She's so ugly like omg built like a lego tower - why don't you get with me??"

The boy: "Uhm Hi drek I'm Candalidsocimeousfor. This is my mom, Bella- I think you're REEAAALLLY cute 2. Wanna be my boyfriend??

Bella (THe mom): Omg ya you're finally getting a boyfranddd Like ive been waiting 4evvverr!!

Drek: Okay so I thought you were pretty cute b4 but I guess you're a mommas boi - I don't like those so Can you just like - scan my toothpaste and orange juice already  - I'm hungry... :/

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat the hack. Oh ma gooosssh whyyy : Alexa, play a sad sonnngg

Alexa: No.

Candalidsocimeousfor: w

Bella: I mean, tbh Drek I dont really blame you cause my son is kind of ugly but I don't say that since I'm his mom - you're also hotter than my husband - want 2 date?

Drek: Do you like orange juice n toothpaste?

Bella: Mhm

Drek: When's the wedding gon be??

Bella: Awssommee lets go to mcdonalds for our wedding

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat about dad.

Bella: Idk and idc, also - your adopted, loser.

And then Drek and Bella got married, and Alexa was a bridesmade (she was very happy... for a robot), and Candalidsocimeousfor and his father worked at olive garden to pay the rent!

THE END

Hope I was of assistance! (lol) #SpreadTheLove <3

11-32. the main character in the parable, the forgiving father, whose character remains constant throughout the story, is a picture of god. in telling the story, jesus identifies himself with god in his loving attitude to the lost. the younger son symbolizes the lost (the tax collectors and sinners of that day, luke 15: 1), and the elder brother represents the self-righteous (the pharisees and teachers of the law of that day, luke 15: 2). the major theme of this parable seems not to be so much the conversion of the sinner, as in the previous two parables of luke 15, but rather the restoration of a believer into fellowship with the father. in the first two parables, the owner went out to look for what was lost (luke 15: 1-10), whereas in this story the father waits and watches eagerly for his son's return. we see a progression through the three parables from the relationship of one in a hundred (luke 15: 1-7), to one in ten (luke 15: 8-10), to one in one (luke 15: 11-32), demonstrating god’s love for each individual and his personal attentiveness towards all humanity. we see in this story the graciousness of the father overshadowing the sinfulness of the son, as it is the memory of the father’s goodness that brings the prodigal son to repentance (romans 2: 4).

what did the protagonist say?