One rabbit saw 6 elephants while going towards river.
every elephant saw 2 monkeys are going towards river.
every monkey holds one parrot in their hands.
now tell me how many animals are going towards river.

“the bane of the internet” is written in first-person subjective point of view, so the narrator a) tells the story as it is happening b)tells the story as it is happened in the past c)is a minor character who tells the story as it is happening d)none of the above