Here’s a quick biography of how I came to be, 1
the junior lead detective who researches fearlessly. 2

The probability, I find, is just as good as coincidence 3
that I’ll find some hidden mystery by watching some events. 4

This vocation, fair and true, I stumbled on one day, 5
and the verdict was that I’d pursue each fact that comes my way. 6

When I find a question that requires investigation, 7
I pull out all the stops and start my thorough speculation. 8
Which word BEST describes the speaker?

A) foolish
B) humorous
C) inventive
D) miserable