Ipromise if you do this i will give 100 points. and brainliist, and 5 !

choose a topic suitable for an informal essay. remember that an informal essay is meant to entertain. the topic, therefore, should be personal, drawn from your own observations or experiences, and not too serious.

brainstorm your ideas on paper or with a friend. jot down the things you think are funny about yourself, your family, your pets, your school, your friends, your church, and so forth. remember to be kind in your humor; it is not funny to destroy someone's self-confidence or to put them down. as you work, you will find yourself more interested in some topics than others, and these will be the ones about which you can generate the most ideas. remember, you may choose to discuss a topic as in "every dog should own a man" or to relate an anecdote as in "my financial career."

next, group your ideas and place them in an order that makes sense to you. write a simple list of your points in the order you wish to discuss them. since the writing style for an informal essay should be natural-sounding, friendly, and open, making an informal list seems to work better for this style of writing than a tightly-organized formal outline.

if you can, take a humorous approach in your essay. don't expect this early effort to be the funniest thing you've ever heard. just relax and have fun with it.

your finished essay should be at least 300 words long.

don't forget to proofread your essay when you are finished before you save and submit it for grading.

Have you ever thrown up cookies? Well many people have. Including me!

I was around 7 or 8 when this happened. It was my neighbors party and they had cookies and olives. I had eaten probably 20 cookies before being full. And after that I ate some olives. Let me tell you those don't mix. I ended up throwing up on my carpet hours later.

When you throw up you technically don't know what you are going to throw up. For example, if i ate poop and toilet water you would most likely throw up am i right? But even when throwing up it can feel so good.

Throwing up can be bad as well when we are talking about what comes out your behind ew i know. If you know what i mean then congrats if not then who are you as a person. But ive thrown up from my behind before. ohhh it was taco bell my favorite food, then i threw up. One great package.

In conclusion I just want to say how happy I was to be given an opportunity like this thank you.

malvolio only loves olivia because he thinks if they get married to olivia he will have a noble title, people to serve him, and fine clothes to wear. also he thinks if they get married he will have many expensive things, and he thinks he will be able to order toby around. malvolio only wants to be noble and boss people around he dose not really love olivia. but viola love for duke orsino is real she really loves orsino.

i think he will fail because he tried to get her to love him and she said oh, you are sick of self-love, malvolio. there is no slander in an allowed fool. so i think she knows what malvolio is trying to do. she knows that he only wants to marry her because he wants to be noble and boss people around so that it why i think she said oh, you are sick of self-love, malvolio. there is no slander in an allowed fool because she new he was selfish.

where are the multiple choice answers?