Excerpt from beauty is a beast d. m. larson fairy: now how is this story supposed to start. let's see, oh, yes. once upon a time there was a princess named beauty who was lovelier than anyone else in the entire kingdom. but wait, that's not really when the story started. it really started long ago, in a land far, far away, when beauty was just a baby. perhaps i should start by saying twice upon a time. anyway, there was a royal family, the royal family of callentine who had brought peace to their kingdom and led everyone out of the dark ages, by inventing the light bulb. just kidding. they were kind and fair rulers who did what was best for the people. as a reward for their good deeds, i decided to make their newborn daughter the most beautiful person in the world. but as you will soon see, making beauty that way was a big mistake. what is the best summary of the fairy's monologue?