Mom: Okay honey, no playing fire, Bombs or knives this time okay? Kid: Aww man. Okay mom.
Mom: Bye!!
Kid: *Runs outside and gets in a helicopter*
Mom: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Kid: *flies away*
Mom: *screams*

5 MIN LATER HES DRIVING THE HELICOPTER WITH A CAT. YES A CAT.
Kid: Lets drop a nuclear bomb on New York !!
The cat: OKAY
Kid: Ok lock on to the Empire State Building
The cat: Lockin on now
Kid: now when I let the helicopter fall out of the sky you drop the bomb, okay?
The cat: okay! WAIT WHAT??!!
Kid: Yea if we stay alive the cops will find us and put us in jail
The cat: YOU, YOU DUM DUM !!
Kid: *turns engine off*
Cat: N IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Kid: oh get over it the vet was gonna put u down anyway. FIRE.
Cat: *Fires*

THAT DAY NEW YORK WAS HIT BY A BOMB AND A HELICOPTER FELL FROM THE SKY !!
FREE POINTS LOL