Can someone give me 40 unconventional uses for a brick with the two holes in it?

A planter
door stop
paperweight
projectile weapon
bookend
pencil holder
work out weight
a stamp (dip in paint)
nut opener
put it in your toilet tank for presure
use as chalk
if bricks red use as rougue
use as a hammer
fishtank decor
candle holders
use it to stop your car from rolling down the driveway
firework holder
birdbath 

Ihaven't heard of any of them but by their name probably kevin gates