I can't anymore What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”