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Which statement is true with regard to beethoven? a. ludwig vin kochel catalogued more than six hundred of his compositions. b. he was the official composer for the powerful and rich eszterhazy family. c. he produced the best piano sonatas and the “ninth symphony” after losing his hearing. d. he wrote the well-known opera “the magic flute” during the last years of his life.

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Which statement about sculptures depicting humans made in ancient egypt, greece, and the roman empire is true? question options: they had arms and legs that didn't protrude so the sculptures would last an eternity. they could be made using formulas, could show ideal beauty, or could be realistic. they showed the common man. they were made using bronze.