THIS IS NOT RELATED TO MY STUDIES, JUST TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY:
here are some jokes for yuh:
1.one day a light bulb was checking his weight, guess what he said
-wow am i that 'light'?
2. what did the daughter corn ask the mother corn?
-where is popcorn?
3. today i invented a new word!
- plagiarism !
4. why did the bicycle collapse?
- it was two tired
5. someone stole my mood ring
-i don't know how i feel about that
6. what do you call two witches who live together?
7.i was gonna make a joke about birds...
- but it must be illeagle!
8.what do you call the most famous turtle on earth?
- a shellebrity
9. why did the girl with perfect teeth get braces?
-she didn't, she ate a transformer!