JOKE! (dont report or no chocky milk for you ever again) An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

Ang pagsunod sa mga batas trapiko ay isang katangian ng pagiging mabuting mamamayan. ano ang ipinamamalas nito?

If the limit, as x approaches infinity (or negative infinity) of a function is equal to a, we say that the line y = a is a of the function f.

In a speech before the american society of newspaper editors (april 16, 1953), president eisenhower stated: "every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. this world in arms is not spending money alone. it is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. this is not a way of life at all in any true sense. under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron." do you agree or disagree?